Chloe: Stands on the outside table next to fence, eating chocolate slice.
Cow: Looks longingly at chocolate slice.
Chloe: Looks at cow.
Cow: Ambles over to fence, licking lips.
Chloe: Looks at cow. Looks at chocolate slice. Holds out slice to cow.
Cow: Licks lips, eats chocolate slice.
Chloe: Looks at empty hand, smeared with chocolate icing.
Cow: Walks away.
Chloe: Smiling happily, “She ate it, Mum!””
End of Act 1.
~Based on a true story~ (When I should have been doing my Tafe)
Sorry to make you read that, folks. It was fun, though! ;)